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Joke of the Day

"So, in light of CISA becoming a law, I give you this joke about governments trampling people's rights: [Deleted by NSA]"

"The wife just found out I replaced our bed with a trampoline. She hit the roof."

"Taking to people about your child abuse experience is the toughest part. The last time i did it, i had to spend 7 years in jail."

"Women don't deserve to be paid as much as men and should stay in the kitchen. I'd go on, but that's the misogyngist of it."

"Two robbers were robbing a hotel. The first one said ""I hear sirens. Jump!"" The second one said ""But we're on the 13th floor!"" The first one screamed back ""This is no time to be superstitious."""

"Did you hear about that one statistician? Probably."

"*takes a picture of mother nature* MOTHER NATURE: delete it"

"My Siamese twin told me a hilarious joke earlier. I almost pissed himself"

"A group of held hands can raise your spirits. It's seance!"

"Which course did Hillary Clinton select when playing Mario Kart? The short circuit"