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Joke of the Day
"So this Kristen Stewart cheating stuff... Still a better love story than Twilight."
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"9: Whatcha watching? Me: Tiny Houses. 9: Wow it's tiny! Who's gonna live there? Me: Two people. 9: Are they married? Me: Not for long."
"What do you call a midget prostitute? A lowrider"
"Why is a cat like a penny? Because it has a head on one side and a tail on the other."
"What did the baby say to its mom after breastfeeding? Thanks for the mammaries!"
"What did the hipster astronaut say when his space mission arrived at the Sun? Not cool."
"What do you call it when someone hacks your bank account, and performs a transaction that leaves you with exactly as much money as you had before? Identity theft! A math joke. Credit goes to Ben."
"Why don't black people go on cruise ships? They're not falling for that one again."
"I try to stop making jokes about boomerangs. But they just keep coming back at me."
"mars: I'm wet.... NASA: I'm coming over!"