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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? Anyone can roast beef, but no one can pee soup."

"Why are sea sponges good at statistics? They understand coralations!"

"Not to brag, but my antics at work resulted in several items being added to the employee manual."

"What's 12 inches and white? Nothing."

"What did Adam say the day before Christmas? It's Christmas, Eve!"

"It's about time I talked to the boy about the birds and the bees. If memory serves, it's the stork that delivers and the swallow receives?"

"I just don't have enough middle fingers for today."

"I just don't get bukkake It goes straight over my head."

"What do you call a person with no brain? A no-brainer"

"The Zika virus can now be transmitted sexually. Luckily, most of you have nothing to worry about."