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Joke of the Day
"what do you call the act of masturbation before you sleep? the stroke of midnight."
Next Joke
"a man goes to a crowded church walks up to the only available seat and says ""is this seat *SAVED*?"
"50% of fatherhood is repeating yourself. Other 50% is untangling your kid from the shirt stuck on their head cause you didn't unbutton it."
"I just got off the phone with a charity that wanted my old clothes for folks starving in Africa. Well, I think it is a scam. Anyone that can wear my clothes sure ain't starving."
"What's a mohel's favorite drink? Bloody D"
"How did they cure the swine flu? With oinkment."
"Whale junior: Dad, where did I come from? Papa whale: From my penis. Whale junior: Umm thanks? Papa whale: You're whalecum"
"Don't call it traditional marriage if it doesn't improve relations with neighboring fiefdoms"
"what did the lactose intolerant man say after eating an ice cream cone? please excuse my dairy air"
"This will make you groan.. I like to travel a lot, and last year I flew and visited Hiroshima, Japan. It was fairly cold that day so it wasn't the best day, but it wasn't the worst...."