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Joke of the Day

"I just got off the phone with a charity that wanted my old clothes for folks starving in Africa. Well, I think it is a scam. Anyone that can wear my clothes sure ain't starving."

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"""I was going to attend the clairvoyants meeting..."" ""...but it was canceled due to unforeseen events."""
"What's the difference between a Chickpea and a Garbonzo bean? I wouldn't let a Garbonzo bean all over my face."
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"When I get a headache, I take 2 aspirins and keep away from children, just like it says on the bottle."
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"I don't buy my fruit from Chris Brown... because it's always bruised!"