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Joke of the Day

"This will make you groan.. I like to travel a lot, and last year I flew and visited Hiroshima, Japan. It was fairly cold that day so it wasn't the best day, but it wasn't the worst...."

"What does a bowling ball and your mom have in common? You can pick them up, stick your fingers in them, and throw them in the gutter, and they'll always come back."

"What is College Feminism? What is college feminism? 10.000 women who took Gender Studies to figure out why there aren't enough female engineers"

"(Possible nsfw)Adam was watching Eve.... Masturbate with a fish. God said, great now I'm never gonna get the smell out!"

"Bernie Sanders is like the Wizard of Oz... ...because he took Kansas by storm."

"I was going to make a gay joke... Butt, fuck it."

"What's the hardest part breaking up with a Japanese girlfriend? You have to drop the bomb on her twice before she gets it."

"What do you call a bunch of unicorns? A unicornucopia."

"At A Bar A very large group of photons walked out of a bar. The bartender looked up, and saw nothing."

"I knew I was old when I opened internet explorer."