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Joke of the Day
"Teacher: ""Name six wild animals"" Pupil:""Four elephants and two lions !"""
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"ceimr thats ""crime"" but in alphabetical order organized crime"
"I'd tell you the joke about the philosopher but I think only a Nietzsche audience would understand it."
"Why did the Orange stop rolling? It ran out of juice!!!"
"Being nice to people who don't deserve it is exhausting, but the feeling at the end of the day, when you're not in jail for murder, is nice."
"Quit bragging yo. Jesus drove a Honda back in Bible days and said nothing of it. ""For I speak not of my own accord"" John 12:49 a."
"What's the difference between an extroverted mathematician and an introverted mathematician? The extroverted mathematician looks at YOUR shoes when he's speaking to you."
"it says here you got fired from Olive Garden because you kept saying ""pasta la vista, baby"" to people. why would you put that on a resume"
"What do you call 5 black people having sex? A threesome."
"I like my coffee like I like my slaves. Free."