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Joke of the Day
"How does Donald Trump keep Mexicans off reddit? With a text wall."
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"If Caitlyn Jenner were a super hero, what team would she be on? The Ex-Men."
"Did Jesus ever get drunk? I dunno either, but I heard he got hammered once."
"Poor Will... He gets fired at a lot."
"hello id like a reservation for two. also what is yr policy on cats. i wanna bring like seven cats. ive practiced fitting them on one chair"
"""woof woof"" -my neighbor's dog telling me his views on abortion lol nigga idk if i can agree on this one"
"A chemist walks into a bar... Chemist: Do you have any Sodium Hypobromite? Bartender: NaBrO"
"Technically When is a computer like a blonde? When it goes down on you as soon as you turn it on."
"Chrosshair Crosshair is what rabbit breeders do."
"Why didn't the skeleton go for the halloween party ? He had ""No body "" to go with."