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Joke of the Day

"Where did the seaweed... Where did the seaweed find a job? In the ""Kelp Wanted"" section of the want-ads."

"how many hitlers does it take to change a light bulb? nein edit: i dont know if this is posted before, it probably has but i thought of it myself, no hate :3"

"Whats the difference between a lawyer and a teenage boy? One is a master debater. The other is a masterbater."

"I have to mispronounce 'Lincoln' and 'cologne' if I want to spell them correctly."

"What's the difference between an Irish funeral and an Irish wedding? One less drunk..."

"just found out i like being called sugar butt. 35 years of feminism down the fuckin drain."

"My nephew ran in and jumped on me while I was napping. I handled it well. If ""handled it well"" means ""punched a 9-year-old in the kidneys."""

"Whats the ducks favorite drug? QUACK"

"What did Victoria say to the tailor? I'm a Taylor too."

"Do you remember blowing Bubbles as a kid? Well he's back in town."