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Joke of the Day
"Where do tv's go on vacation? To remote Islands"
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"Waiter: Ready to order? Me: Yes, what goes well with an overbearing sis-in-law with delusions of grandeur? W: ... M: ... W: ... M: Whiskey."
"What's the best way to organize your cakes, muffins, and hamburger buns? Alphabreadically!"
"My friend told an out of place joke about police searches. But I don't think it was warranted."
"Knock knock Who's there? Not Paul Walker."
"GARY BUSEY: I WANNA WRITE A BOOK HIS AGENT: gary that's a bad ideahow'd you feel about a ghost writer? GARY: SCARED AS HELL BUT I LIKE IT"
"A construction site worker told his boss ""Boss, the shovel broke ! What should i do now?"" to which the boss replies ""We're out of shovels. Go lean on something else !"""
"What do you call a german tampon? A twatstika....buh dum chh!"
"You haven't experienced awkwardness and felt like a complete idiot until you try to tickle someone who isn't ticklish."
"Nobody in America dies as a virgin... because our government fucks us all."