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Joke of the Day
"Where do tv's go on vacation? To remote Islands"
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"3 guys walked into a bar to watch football... none of them knew what was going on."
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"What do you call an alligator in a vest? An alligator in a vest."
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"""When I was a child, I talked like a child, I thought like a child, I reasoned like a child. When I became a man, I did those things online"""
"[@ Sunbeam Bread factory job interview] Boss: Your resume says you are ""definitely not 3 ducks in a suit."" 3 Ducks In A Suit: That's correct"