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Joke of the Day

"What time is it when twenty dogs and one cat get together? 20 after 1."

"I buried my head in my girlfriend's breasts tonight when we had a deep, intellectual conversation I just had to rack my brain to figure it out."

"What's the difference between Harry Potter and a Jew? Harry made it out of the chamber alive..."

"Why did the elephant bring toilet paper to the party? He's a party pooper!"

"What did the the Jamaican daddy spice say to his son when he was being bad? Your a cinnamon"

"Interviewer: What is your greatest strength? Me: I have a nap for dealing with conflict. Intvr: Do you mean ""knack""? *pulls out pillow*"

"She said ""you look like trouble""...so I nudged her down the stairs, because I don't like people falling short of their expectations."

"Do you know why Santa only work on the 25th of December? Because he knows where all the bad girls are...(sorry)"

"Do you know that opening windows make the wifi slower. It's because the wifi signal goes out the window."

"[Request] Aboriginal jokes"