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Joke of the Day
"Rap is 75% Crap"
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"What does a bag of rice and an onion do when they get into a fast car? They pilaf. I'll show my way out"
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"Why is it socially acceptable to wear a bikini at the beach but not on the bus? At the end of the day I'm just a guy in a bikini on the bus."
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"I've had 3 Red Bulls today and now I can taste my heartbeat."