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"Arnold Schwarzenegger wakes up on easter morning..."
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"I remember one time my uncle asked me to spell ""schadenfreude"", and I couldn't. But he's dead now and I'm not, so I win."
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"So a woman's eye fell out of her socket and landed in the middle of her breast. ""BOOBS-eye!"" she said."
"HER: You promised me you were over your Bruce Willis obsession. ME: Sorry. Old habits die hard with a vengeance."
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"what did yoda say to a golfer May the course be with you"
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"The fact that there's a highway to hell and only a stairway to heaven says a lot about anticipated traffic numbers."