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Joke of the Day

"I Was Going To Write A Theater Piece On Puns.... ...but then I realized it would just be a play on words."

"What did the fish say when it ran into the wall? Dam"

"What do you call a Moroccan candy distributor? Fez dispenser."

"He leans in, looks into my eyes, and lowers the lights. I go in for the kiss. And now I'm being escorted out of the opticians."

"Compliment somebody on their moustache and all of a sudden she is not your friend anymore."

"What do you call a gay geologist? Fagate."

"A Priest and a Rabbi were walking down the street. They spied a young boy playing up the street. The Priest said to the Rabbi, ""let's go up and fuck that boy"". The Rabbi said ""out of how much""."

"A photon walks into a hotel The desk clerk says, ""Welcome to our hotel. Can we help you with your luggage?"" The photon says, ""No thanks, I'm traveling light."""

"Feudalism It's your count that votes."

"What's the opposite of a mango? Mancome"