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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a deaf fishing boat captain? Anything you like he can't hear you."
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"19 and 20 got in a fight. 21."
"Jury: Twelve men and women trying to decide which party has the best lawyer. Justice: A decision in your favor."
"What do you call Mike Tyson without any arms? Whatever you want"
"Gonna open a karaoke place where each song is 90 seconds max. Most are 25 seconds. Just the chorus one time, then onto the next song."
"I hate when someone I had sex with in High School sends me a friend request on Facebook. Request denied, Principle Anderson."
"My asian friend told me a hilarious joke today... Unfortunately, I had reddit be-4chan."
"I'll give you $10 if you divide it by a half and give it back..."
"Derek Acorah got sacked from Most Haunted for advertising bio-yoghurt in breech of his contract. That's what you get for dabbling in the Yakult."
"What did the guy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Cancer."