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Joke of the Day
"What's a Social Justice Warrior's favorite math course? Triggernometry."
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"""So why do you wanna work at Petsmart?"" *imagines running out of the store with all the dogs in my arms* ""I'm a people person."""
"Good cop: *sits* Bad cop: *pees on the floor* Wait, I'm thinking of dogs"
"Tolkien once wrote a novel set in an office... It's titled, ""And My Fax""."
"What do you call a camel without humps? Humphrey"
"Sorry I can't go out. I forgot to charge my phone halfway though the day."
"9/10 dentists recommend good dental hygiene... The other dentist is from England."
"I'd like to dedicate this award to gravity. You've always kept me down to earth."
"Chuck Norris doesn't dial the wrong number. You pick up the wrong phone."
"Why are so many people obese these days? Because burgers are$.99 and salads are $4.99"