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Joke of the Day
"I have a hotmail email account. But don't worry, I use it ironically."
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"Why did the manic depressive cross the freeway? To get to the *other side*"
"My friend was run over by a car. And man did he lose his head over it."
"""Daaaaaaaaaaaad, what should I do with this industrial roll of bubble wrap?"" ""Just pop it in the corner please"" It took me 2 hours."
"What did Mr. Burns bring to the pot luck? Egg_salad"
"If your wife is a school crossing guard, you're missing a huge opportunity if you don't tell people she's into human trafficking."
"if Lindsay Lohan can call herself an artist, I can call myself a german shepherd"
"Do we really have to hear Adam Levine talk about how he used to have acne problems? That poor guy.. how'd he ever survive."
"Going commando is the closest I'll ever get to joining the army."
"Sorry I'm late, there was a dad yelling at his teenage son for buying $90 jeans and I had to hear every word of it."