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Joke of the Day
"How did the aquarium win the battle? Giant Fish Tanks."
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"What do locking the keys in your car and getting your girlfriend pregnant have in common? both can be solved with a coat hanger"
"A lot of things can be preserved in alcohol. My dignity is not one of them."
"What happens when you mix Jared from Subway and Bill Cosby? I don't know; It was too long ago, and I can't remember."
"Sometimes its better to eliminate the problem rather than trying to solve it."
"Which Sri Lankan do Star Wars fans like? May Theforcebewithyou."
"ME: honey, just tap me on the arm tonight if you think I've gotten too drunk WIFE: I've been tapping your arm for the last 2 hours"
"I'm sorry you got offended that one time you were treated the same way you treat everyone all the time."
"Relationship Status: My dog was just licking my ear. I didn't stop her."
"When a woman says she doesn't want a boyfriend what she really means is that she doesn't want you"