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Joke of the Day

"Guys, if you are ever watching Indecent Proposal' and your wife or girlfriend asks: ""Would you let someone sleep with me for $1,000,000?"" Just lie!!"

"What is black and smells like blue paint? Black paint."

"My neighbor's 3 favorite films of all time: 3.) ""10,000,000 Explosions"" 2.) ""Army Guys Yelling At Each Other"" 1.) ""Subwoofer:The Movie"""

"Jokes are like packages. While the content is important you mustn't forget about the delivery."

"The average Canadian couple says ""sorry"" 112 times in their wedding vows"

"Little Sally walks into the kitchen and finds a naked guy there. ""Are you the new babysitter?"" she asks. ""No I am the new motherfucker."" the man replies."

"[having heart attack] HELP...CAN'T...MOVE ME: Dude, are you ok?! [faintly] CALL...ME...A...DOCTOR ME: Oh, sorry!! Doctor, are you ok?!"

"i've never seen a girl under 21 whose iphone screen wasn't cracked."

"Who is the best Native American to have around when you have a cold? The Hanky chief (Yes this is all my own work, I thank you) [No I am not a dad]"

"Greek Tailor's Shop A Greek man walks into a Greek tailor shop holding a pair of jeans. The blind old tailor squints at him. ""Euripedes?"" The man nods and holds up the pants. ""Eumenedes?"""