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Joke of the Day
"Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they"
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"I like my men how I like my cheesecake, rich and straight to my behind."
"A nurse finds a rectal thermometer in her pocket and says ""some asshole has my pen"" edit: Original Joke by Jimmy Carr (thanks /u/gacres57)"
"My Persian friend and I were having lunch... But something came up and I had Tehran."
"What do you get if you cross a tiger with a kangeroo ? A stripey jumper !"
"If I were a cop and pulled a woman over for speeding I would keep crying until she let me give her a ticket."
"A German, an American and a Russian walk into a bar. The bartender looks at them suspiciously and says, ""Is this some kind of a joke?"""
"me: *lights cig* do u smoke? girl: no, cigarettes killed my father me: oh, cancer..? her: no, an army of them, gunned him down me: wait what"
"Why is there no Windows 9? Because 7 8 9."
"I asked my wife to tell me something that made me happy and sad at the same time... She said ""Out of all your friends, you have the biggest dick.""."