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Joke of the Day

"I asked my wife to tell me something that made me happy and sad at the same time... She said ""Out of all your friends, you have the biggest dick.""."

"You know what they say... If a Chilean Miner gets scared and runs back to his hole it's winter for 6 more weeks."

"Someone asked me who do I prefer ""Chris Brown or Rihanna?"" Chris Brown beats Rihanna every time."

"I can't Colbert it, they were the Stewartship of my news and entertainment."

"Which cheese is made backwards? Edam."

"My girlfriend is like a motorcycle I dont have a motorcycle"

"We were without phone, TV and internet access for a few hours today. It was terrifying because I almost got some work done."

"What do you call a girl who friend zones you? M'lady"

"What do you call a gay dinosaur? A mega-sore-ass."

"What university department did the Fonz go do when he needed help paying his tuition? Financial Ayyyyyyd I'll^see^myself^out"