182505

Joke of the Day

"Every single morning I get hit by the same bike It's a vicious cycle."

"I made fun of my friend for getting off to humiliation porn. He came."

"""She's not THAT pretty."" is girl code for ""She's so pretty and I hate her."""

"Eating spicy food is like expressing your love to someone who has no interest in you... you always get burned in the end."

"Why are teachers happy at Halloween parties? Because there's lots of school spirit!"

"Why did Bob get fired from his job at the dildo factory? Because he got caught sitting on the job."

"women wearing veils at their wedding arent fooling anybody. you invited us to this shit we know its you under there. cut the crap lady"

"If your wife says ""take out the trash"" do not reply with ""you cooked it you take it out."""

"You know the Amish are people of simple values but did you know they are some of the most sexual people? .... It's true, their women require at least 2 Mennonite!"

"*Squats down to look for food in the refrigerator* Fitness."