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Joke of the Day
"Some people say putting helium in animals is wrong, I say whatever floats your goat."
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"IMAGINE if twitter, facebook, and msn all broke at the same time. we might have to actually get lives."
"What did Billy Mays do on 12/31/1998 Partied like it's 19.99!"
"Kids, rap music has been around since 1979, we've all heard it. You aren't being edgy by playing it loudly at an intersection."
"What is the fakest part of Skyrim? The fact that red guards can swim."
"How does Donald Trump keep a handle on integral equations? He grabs them by the +c."
"""There is no GREG in 'team.' "" - super mean way to cut Greg from junior varsity."
"It's not love until you don't want them to have a good time without you."
"If Donald Trump was Chinese, what would his name be? ...Wong."
"What do you get if you divide the circumference of a pumpkin by its diameter? Pumpkin Pi"