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Joke of the Day
"I like my women like I like my herpes... alllll on my dickkkk oh *yaaaah*"
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"Nobody suspects that you're digging a grave when you're always working on your landscape."
"*deletes fb account* *leaves social media* *goes to Himalayas* *pigeon comes with a note* *opens note* *candy crush request* *dies*"
"Don't regret past mistakes. All of your decisions, good and bad, led you to where you are today. Disregard this if you are in prison."
"I can't believe it's 2012 and street signals are still only telling white people to cross"
"Why did the 3d modeler need back surgery? He injured his spline!"
"WIFE: why is the dog wearing a tux? ME: u said to groom him WIFE: i meant brush ME: oh...sorry buddy, wedding's off DOG: this is bullshit"
"What kind of overalls does Mario wear? denimdenimdenim"
"What is Mary short for? She ain't got no legs!"
"I don't believe in soul mates, unless we're talking about two Australian friends listening to Aretha Franklin."