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Joke of the Day
"How does every black guy joke start? By looking over your shoulder!"
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"In a hotel room. The dog's growling and whimpering. My wife's worried the neighbours will think we're having sex."
"Use chemicals to wipe polish and no one bats an eye.. But use chemicals to wipe the Polish and everybody starts to lose their shit."
"*opens door* trick or treat? ""It's October 14th"" I'm dressed as a time traveller *scraps dinner off plate into his bag* ""touche"""
"You really have to question the judgment of people who have children on purpose."
"She ran her fingers through my hair and pulled hard. I wanted to ask her to do it harder - but probably inappropriate for the hair salon."
"No one cared about leaving children in cars when I was young. I lived in the back of an old Buick with a pack of wild dogs until I was 9."
"There are 4 stages in life 1)You believe in Santa Claus 2)You don't believe in Santa Claus 3)You are Santa Claus 4)You look like Santa Claus"
"How do you titillate and ocelot? You oscillate it's tit a lot!"
"What did the Hand say to the Penis when they first met.... Nice to beat you!"