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Joke of the Day
"What runs, but never sprints? Inherited obesity"
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"Cops caught me fapping in a park and asked my penis if it wanted to press charges."
"Did you hear about the rabbi who lost his job after a botched circumcision? He got the sac."
"Wanna hear a Nirvana joke? Nevermind."
"Getting a text message from your ex is like getting a message from Satan on an Ouija board."
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"The Bat-phone rings, it's... Commissioner Gordon. ""Batman, Jokers at it again. He's stolen all of tampons in Gotham. It's a bloody mess..."""
"What's the difference between regular AIDS and north korean AIDS? Regular AIDS is incurable. North Korean AIDS is invincible!"
"My boyfriend is watching Glee voluntarily and tapping his foot and smiling. That makes me a lesbian now, right?"
"Him: Have you ever been so drunk that you... Me: Yes Him: But I didn't finish... Me: The answer is yes"