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Joke of the Day

"What do you call spending time with you family through BDSM? Family bondage time."

"Where do you take a sick ship? To the doc(k)!"

"How I reacted to the Fine Bros controversy... [deleted]"

"black ice I rode a bike over some black ice once. I slipped and fell off, and when I looked up, my bike was gone."

"What do you do when your mother-in-law is swaying towards you? You pull the trigger again."

"How did the flea learn to use the internet? He had to start from scratch."

"Ghetto Word Of The Day: Cologne ""Ay, you think you cologne me a dollar or two?"""

"It just seems crazy that the final apocalypse could be started by a guy who says ""You're fired"" every time he launches a nuke."

"Hope my marriage can make it through another season of disagreement over the pronunciation of pecan."

"I treat my women like I treat my super cars I enjoy them a lot and they only exist in my dreams"