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Joke of the Day
"Can't afford anti-depressants so I'm just drinking No More Tears shampoo."
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"What happened when King Kong swallowed Big Ben? He found time-consuming."
"I'll stop being so lazy when being so lazy stops being so awesome."
"If a horse's front legs are traveling at 200mph, what are it's back legs doing? Hauling ass."
"What did God say when Eve swim in the ocean for the first? He said, ""Oh great, now we'll never get that smell off the fish""."
"A zombie ate the brain of a taekwondo master. The zombie said, ""Mmmm. That had a nice kick to it."""
"How is playing a bagpipe like throwing a javelin blindfolded? You don't have to be very good to get people's attention."
"In space, no one can hear you scream. In cyberspace, no one can shut you up."
"What do you call a Native American who graduated from medical school? A doctor you racist"
"A transgender walks up and says.... ...I'm like Hanna Montana, the best of both worlds!"