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Joke of the Day
"Kim Jong died. I guess you could say he was a little il."
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"""Meetings"" What a Jamaican calls everything he owns."
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"Kid pulls prank on teachers seat with glue. Teacher dies due to... Asphyxiation."
"Racist marathoners only run 3Ks."
"Me to dad:i'll call u later Dad:don't call me later call me dad"
"Why do bakers work so hard? Because they knead the dough."
"*Lysol kills 99.9% of germs on my counter* LYSOL: ""Hey .1% germs... ( -_-)>- (_) Tell your friends"""
"Turns out that the best way to find a flat head screw driver is to pretend to look for a phillips one."
"What do you call it when a homosexual asks a question? A Query."