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Joke of the Day
"Kim Jong died. I guess you could say he was a little il."
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"What's black and comes in little white cans? My favorite Michael Jackson joke."
"Be the change you want to find beneath the sofa cushions."
"You and I are just different. And by different I mean you're stupid."
"The dyslexic devil worshiper... sold his soul to Santa."
"My friend told me he is FINALLY going to watch the Back to the Future series. ""It's about time,"" I told him."
"I'm sorry your husband of 50 yrs is dead. Here is a casserole made with Campbells Soup. ~White people."
"A man accidentally made eye contact with me on the train, so I left my shoe behind. And now, we wait..."
"Why were the Libyans eating money? They were having dinar."
"What's better than seeing a girl wrestle?... Seeing her box."