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Joke of the Day

"Driving back from funeral yesterday: Stairway To Heaven *click* Tears In Heaven *click* Highway To Hell *click* Macarena! *leaves it*"

"Its not drinking alone if the highway patrol has informed you they're calling for back up."

"Why do LGBT men typically have their whisker-hairs depilated? So their skin won't feel so abrucive"

"What is the name of the martial arts discipline that the anime girl that you are in love with practices? Wai fu."

"I imagine some people are like...: 'should I take the shower?...no...I'm taking the train today...'"

"What's a zombie's favorite pop song? Dead sails in the sunset."

"My Dad started singing these to me last night. Thought Reddit might appreciate them. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TmqP25iALtU"

"""Dude, this game is like your mom."" ""Dude, this game is just like your mom."" ""How so?"" ""It's really easy."""

"China are probably making all the medals anyway."

"Starting a dating site for people who just want someone to take a walk with after a big meal."