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Joke of the Day

"If the hackers that stole all those Yahoo passwords could tell me what mine is I'd appreciate it. I've been locked out for about 4 years now"

"How does a woman scare a gynecologist? By becoming a ventriloquist!"

"Apple are finally allowing porn on the itunes store now there's a fap for that"

"How did people crash their vehicles before cellphones?"

"Why do felines always win board games? Because they are cheetahs."

"After years of hard work and dedication, I can finally say that I have that sexy body I've always wanted. It's in my freezer."

"I like how Twizzlers has the balls to put a flavor description on the package. ""Strawberry""? Suck my ass. More like ""Tire""."

"Why did the ghost cross the road? To get to the... *other side.*"

"If the guy behind me stands any closer I'm going to go in for a hug."

"God: *making Eve from Adam's rib* Adam: That's a weird way to make people God: Lol wait till you see how she does it"