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Joke of the Day
"What is the worst part of being black and jewish? You have to sit in the back of the oven."
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"Do you know what a true competitor is? [NSFW] It's a guy who enters a masturbation contest and comes in first, third and ninth."
"Found the cause of the Fort McMurray fires.. My mix tape just dropped"
"I put Red Bull in the hummingbird feeder. I'm pretty sure I just saw one go back in time..."
"If mummies are from egypt, then where are daddies from?"
"How many Elvis impersonators does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One for the money, two for the show."
"Knock Know? Whose There? Letm. Lemt Who? Let me in please"
"I went to a place to buy some weed, turns out they didn't have any but they sold some shoes... I don't know what those things were laced with but I was tripping all over the place."
"What did one math book say to the other math book? You've got problems."
"When Bill Gates's life flashes before his eyes, I hope it appears as PowerPoint presentation that employs every cheesy transition & effect."