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Joke of the Day
"There is a new Barbie doll on the market - T2 Barbie ...a study in silver"
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"Unfortunately a skeleton couldn't go the prom He had nobody to go with."
"If I had a cool name like AL Gore, I would make horror films."
"My doctor told me I should be on a staple diet. I told him I don't think I can digest metal and walked out."
"Sketch Artist: describe the man who attacked you Me: he had dark hair- Sketch Artist: one sec the Peanuts Character Creator is still loading"
"Judging by the tweets, you guys all lead really interesting lies"
"Where does a catholic cat go when it dies? Purrrgatory."
"Men are simple things. They can survive a whole weekend with only three things: beer, boxer shorts and batteries for the remote control."
"*stands near cute dude in store* ME [pretending to be on my phone]: PLEASE doctor, when will I be cured of my no gag reflex problem *winks*"
"*texts god* Me: yo, can we add ""being a grammar nazi"" to the list of sins? Their annoying. God: *they're"