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Joke of the Day
"Judging by the tweets, you guys all lead really interesting lies"
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"I'm trying to invent a belt made of clocks But my friends keep telling me it's a waist of time"
"This is an anti-joke!! What's green and has wheels?? Grass!!! I lied about the wheels!!"
"What kind of cake does a baseball player prefer? A bundt cake!"
"What's the difference between a normal pirate and a sexy pirate? The type of booty they plunder."
"I should've been a sniper. They get to lie around all day and hardly lift a finger."
"What's the difference between a C4 and a feminist? The C4 does something when it's triggered."
"2 pacs of eminems for 50 cents? Man that's Ludacris"
"My grandpa says our generation relies too much on technology... I replied ""No, YOUR generation relies too much on technology"", and unplugged his life support."
"How do you pick up a Jew in a concentration camp? With a dustpan."