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Joke of the Day

"Sketch Artist: describe the man who attacked you Me: he had dark hair- Sketch Artist: one sec the Peanuts Character Creator is still loading"

"I like my coffee like my slaves... Free!"

"I find puns about bones to be... quite Humerus!"

"Q: Why do Polish hate Cauchy's dog? (hint on Cauchy-Riemann theorem) A: Because it leaves residues at each Pole."

"Afghani drinking game for Cricket World Cup car bombs"

"My grandpa flirting with a 91 year-old lady at his senior home. ""You look young enough to be my daughter."""

"When a dog is in heat, it means it wants sex. That is my defense!"

"Why do jews have such big noses. Because air is free."

"What has five bodies and one soul? A Kia full of Gingers."

"Why did the football coach go to Aldi? To get his quarter back!"