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"Why do so many pigs die whilst eating apples?"
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"Django and Bjork, sitting in a tree, j-j-j-j-j-j-j."
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"What do you call someone with no body and a nose? Nobody knows"
"I did my presentation on stools, got a shitty mark."
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"Donald Trump's Best Friend Donald Trump was talking about his best friend, ""Eugene Wall."" He said that he liked to call him ""Euge"" for short."