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Joke of the Day
"Hey Dad? Can you sing me the Alphabet? Sure, ""abcdefghiJK."""
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"I bet if a soccer announcer sees a monster, he probably yells: ""GHOOOOUL!"""
"Them: We're concerned about you. We think you're a Black Widow [offers me cake & coffee] Me: No thanks. I'm trying not to eat between males"
"Who is the president of the trees? BarkOak Palma"
"What is it about tall creepy louisiana swamp dwellers that makes them naturally glow? Their bayou loomin' essence"
"Special thanks to my dictionary for explaining the definition of ""many"" It means a lot."
"I tried to make a smoothie for lunch. Apparently, three frozen pizzas will break a juicer."
"The tragedy of Jack & Jill is they went *up* the hill to get water. You get water from the *bottom* of a hill. Stupidity killed them."
"Definition of Bravery: Accepting oral sex from a cannibal."
"Why did Adele cross the road? To say,""HELLO FROM THE OTHER SIDE!"" (ba dum tss)"