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Joke of the Day

"Iron Man and the Silver Surfer should team up. They'd be strong alloys."

"There's been and explosion is a French cheese factory... All that's left is de brie!"

"The most popular guy in a fraternity will always end up working at a mobile phone kiosk in the mall."

"Dear makers of Axe 3-in-1 shampoo, conditioner & body wash, I have no desire to buy your crap. I'm holding out until it's also a car wax."

"Did you hear about the shop that only employed dwarves? It had to close because it was short staffed."

"TIFU by switching up by customer's sandwich orders at Subway Opps wrong sub."

"Have you heard about Henry the brown-nosed reindeer? He's just as fast as Rudolf, he just can't stop as quick"

"Q. Why do men like smart women? A. Opposites attract."

"Apparently ""mowing the lawn"" means two completely different things to my wife and I"

"How You Can Draw a Muhammad Every Day Wipe!"