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"Whenever I hear someone died of natural causes, I think, ""Wait a minute. I have that."""
"Things will never get better until you make the conscious decision to lower your standards."
"""Poor"" is an odd word because when you put it in front of ""people"" it's sad but when you put it in front of ""bladder control"" it's hilarious"
"What do you get when you cross a monastery with a convent? A cloister fuck, obviously."
"Decided to start a business that serves beer and gives massages Gonna call it Rub and Chug"
"A decent news site shouldn't have comments. Comments are not news. Just give me the facts. No one needs to know what ahole666 ""thinks."""
"My friend is majoring in Gender Studies. He's been a broad for the past semester."
"Why did the skeleton go to the party alone? He had no body to go with him! baD-dumB-tssssJOKE"
"Why did the Mexican try to wear his taco? He was dyslexic."