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Joke of the Day

"Last year my ex and I dressed as opposing political parties for Halloween... best hate sex we ever had."

"Black people can be racist too It's just that white people are so much better at it."

"What is going to replace ObamaCare? Don.T.Care"

"""I'm sorry"" & ""I apologize"" mean the same thing unless... you're at a funeral."

"I'm not the type of person you want to put on speaker during a phone conversation."

"What's the difference between a musician and a 14-inch pizza? A 14-inch pizza can feed a family of four"

"An axe walks into a forest... An axe walks into a forest and the trees say, ""At least the handle is one of us."""

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"Q: Why did the blonde only smell good on the right side? A: She didn't know where to buy Left Guard!"

"I'm the kind of crazy you weren't warned about because no one knew this level existed."