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Joke of the Day
"How good are the showers at Auschwitz? They're to die for."
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"What does Soylent Green taste like? It varies from person to person."
"If you receive an e-mail that says: ''FREE JUSTIN BIEBER CONCERT TICKETS'' Don't open it! It may contain free Justin Bieber concert tickets."
"People always call me unattractive until they see my wallet... then they call me poor too."
"What do you call a Mexican that jerks off a lot. FAPPI-CHINO"
"*pretty girl walks by and doesn't make eye contact* She must be intimidated that I manage a fantasy football team that is 8-1"
"My boss told me: ""Dress for the job you want..."" so there will be a stormtrooper at tomorrow morning's meeting."
"Do you like Wendy's? Reply: Yes! Answer: you like it when deez nuts in yo face"
"The worst thing about censorship is ??????????????"
"""What a nut job"" I exclaimed, on my first day as President of Almonds"