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Joke of the Day
"A man walks into a zoo. The only animal in the entire zoo is a dog. It's a* Shitzhu*."
Next Joke
"Cinderella is my favorite fairy tale about how foot size is the best way to recognize someone."
"85% of conversations with my mom is trying to figure out who the ""she"" in her story is."
"How do you make a small fortune in aviation? Start out with a large fortune."
"I ran 56k today... It took be forever to get to my home page cause dial-up's a bitch."
"Because of Twitter, people use words like Twitterverse, Tweeple, and Twitcide. Which makes me want to twoot myself in the face."
"Hey dudes with super big muscles, that's not necessary."
"How did Harry Potter get down the hill? Walked...... J.k. Rolling!"
"I scream, You scream, We all scream Because grandpa fell asleep at the wheel again."
"What do you call a German jerk? Deutschebag"