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Joke of the Day

"What do you call an Ethiopian squatting to take a shit? A bragging son of of a bitch."

"Did you hear about the blonde who thought nitrates was cheaper than day rates?"

"What is the Ape monster's name? Godzilla Gorilla!"

"I'm starting a firing squad business Our motto is ""we aim to please""."

"My friend got hit with a soda can Don't worry, it was a *soft* drink! "

"I wanted a dog. My wife wanted a cat. We had to compromise so we got a cat."

"Do you like dragons? I'll be dragon deez nuts across ya head shortly."

"Why didn't Pope John Paul let dogs into the Vatican? Because they pee on poles."

"Teacher: Don't forget to check the Internet if you have trouble with your homework questions. Pupil: It's not the questions I have trouble with it's the answers."

"What do you get when you cross an elephant with a rhino? 'ell if I know."