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Joke of the Day

"At first I was angry... ...when all my friends began collecting stamps after I started. But then I remembered: imitation is the sincerest form of philately."

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"TIL: In the 60's people started a music festival before Woodstock in Alabama. It's called ""Burning Church"""
"""You want me to copy AND paste a link? I am not made of time, good sir!"" Humanity, 2011"
"Why did the piece of gum cross the road? It was stuck to the chicken."
"What do homeless people eat for breakfast? Cardboard-hydrates"
"What do you call a cappuccino from Dunkin Donuts? A crappucino."
"My Bathroom I've decided to call my bathroom the Jim instead of the John. It sounds better when I tell folks I go to the Jim every morning."
"It's politically incorrect to say 'black paint' these days... You must say, ""Jamal, would you mind painting the fence please?"""
"How do you make music by releasing fish? You drop the bass."
"they used to allow cell phones on airplames but the pasengers kept textimg the pilots to do loop-de-loops & barrel rols. it was too rad"
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