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Joke of the Day
"What do homeless people eat for breakfast? Cardboard-hydrates"
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"Mitt Romney is walking through heaven when he runs into Barrack Obama"
"Did you hear that Iowa State is now offering Agriculture courses? It's a growing field"
"What starts with an F and ends in ""uck""? Fuck"
"Every night it sounds like my neighbors take turns at running headfirst into their walls"
"My erection lasted for more than 4 hours. I called my doctor, but he didn't seem too impressed, so I showed it to some people at the mall."
"Why are there so many Smiths in the phone book? 'Cause they all have phones!"
"A Buddhist monk approaches a hot dog stand... ... and he says ""Make me one with everything""."
"It's amazing that the amount of news that happens in the world everyday always just exactly fits the newspaper."
"Why do old men need Viagra? Because they are screwing old women!"