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Joke of the Day
"What do Little Miss Moffat and Saddam Hussein have in common? They both have curds in their whey."
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"Conservatives after a mass shooting: ""You can't take our guns!"" Conservatives after a police shooting: ""But he had a gun!"" I'm confused."
"You must have been born on a highway because that's where most accidents happen."
"Purely a Fable One day, long, long ago, there lived a woman who did not whine, nag, or bitch... But that was a long time ago and it was just that one day."
"Richmxnd's life."
"Q: What do you call a cow who's had an abortion? A: De-calf-i-nated."
"Nietzsche tells a joke. A man walks into a bar. The man sees himself sitting at a booth in the bar. The bar blinks out of existence. God is dead."
"Why is it so difficult for women to find a man who is sensitive, caring, and good looking? All of those guys already have boyfriends."
"Drugs are a crazy thing What did jerry Garcia say to Bob weir when they ran out of drugs? Man this music sucks!"
"If Trump wins the election *Orange* is the new *Black*"