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Joke of the Day

"TIL A new study shows that women drivers often turn into good drivers So if you're a good driver, look out for women drivers."

"Why can't you make something that's sort of like a macaron but not really? Because then it'd just be macaroni"

"I'm up all night to get lucky, My dog that ran away"

"A man walks into the library... ... And he asks the librarian if they have any books on suicide. The librarian replies ""You can sod of, you won't bring it back!"""

"You know what they say about people with big brains, right? ""You have a severe case of meningitis."""

"I just find that blunt pencils are so... ... pointless I'll find my own way out"

"What has 7 arms and sucks? Def Leppard."

"Been doing a lot of gay clubbing recently The baby seals put up less of a fight though..."

"What did Jared say when the girl asked him for a footlong? That he only has a 6 inch."

"Indian restaurants make most of their money off of the bread.. They're naan-profit organizations."