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Joke of the Day
"Where do ninjas come from? Out of nowhere!"
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"[at the pet store] Me: I'd like a baby lizard please [later at home] Me: isn't he cute? Wife [heavily pregnant]: I said a baby monitor"
"What did Jay Sherman say about your breath? It stinks!"
"Do you know you can't hang a man with a wooden leg in Maine? You have to use a rope."
"Who called them Drinking Buddies and not Palcoholics"
"What does one star say to another star when they meet? Glad to meteor!"
"Do headphones just tie themselves in knots while we're not looking?"
"Somewhere a guitarist sets down his instrument, pours gas on it, & lights it ablaze while Miley Cyrus naked on a wrecking ball shoots to #1."
"What do jedhi's and rape have in common? ... They both use the force"
"Me: ""I can't find your phone."" Her: ""Call it."" Me: ""Here, phone!"" Her: ""I hate you."""