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Joke of the Day
"Did you hear the Energizer bunny got arrested? He was charged with battery."
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"What was a poor Roman citizen's favorite breakfast? Fruity Plebbles."
"I peed on the floor in front of the beverages at a party Now there's no punchline."
"Marry someone who loves Hawaiian pizza so you can just get your own good tasting pizza all to yourself."
"What's your favorite song?-Me, to a baby wearing a Metallica shirt at the grocery store."
"I'm 35 and I was out to eat with my 18 year old girlfriend. Everyone was giving us dirty looks. Eventually I got up and yelled at everyone ""you are all ruining out 10th anniversary."""
"I'm sick of numbers defining who I am. * My GPA * My weight * My 1st degree murder convictions * My grades * My SAT scores These things are not who I am."
"When an employment application asks who is to be notified in case of emergency, I always write, ""A very good doctor""."
"So, I measured my penis with one of those digital rulers... ...Anyone know how to convert LOL into inches?"
"How do you separate the men from the boys in the Navy? With a crowbar."