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Joke of the Day
"How does NASA organize their Christmas party? They planet"
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"Did you hear about the mathematician who's afraid of negative numbers? He'll stop at nothing to avoid them."
"How did 1337 Jesus escape his tomb? (X-Post from ProgrammerHumor) He used an encrypted key."
"My girlfriend might be a gorilla... Everyone is always taking their dicks out for her."
"Who won the first Tour de France? The Panzer SS 1st Division"
"I'm that guy who plays Pictionary and draws the shittiest representation of the clue and spends the entire time circling it at various speed"
"Guys, stop comparing Trump to Hitler. He thinks it's a compliment. Call him a middle-aged woman or a peaceful Muslim."
"Chess makes us to realize our life!!! Chess says everything about husband and wife. The King has to take things one step at a time, while the Queen can do whatever she wants."
"What lies on the bottom of the ocean and sweats? A nervous wreck..."
"Love it how music can take you to another place . For example, One direction is playing in this restaurant so i'm going to a different one."